James Tetley

If you could be a sea creature what one would you be and why

# Max Vicious: Anchovie. The rats of the sea.

# Michael Brent: neptune, because if i was in the sea i would OWN it

# James Tetley: HAHAHAHA, im going for montauk the sea beast

# Jack Care: Great White Shark because i would munch all you losers up

# Alex Rogers: a seahorse, cos its the blokes that get pregnant.

i wouldn’t have to write this essay and finish uni and get a job, i could squeeze out a load of kids and get benefits off the sea council and live in a council flat in hackney.

# Barry Webber: hairy clam probably

# Declan McDermott: turtle, cus by some point you’d know more than every other creature in the sea cus you’d be well old, knowledge is power my friend!

# Kate Stanley: Mermaid. Like the one in splash though,so i have legs out of water. Best of both worlds. It has to be like that,because,how do mermaids even have sex?

Why we have no power in our house

# James Tetley: Hey Roro, i looked at the wires, dude its true there all Bage, except that brownie bage one, i can see how that got you.

# Rory Puddle: *response* Yeh probably best to turn the electric off before you do anything… haha

# James Tetley: did you through

# Rory Puddle: Nah, but its ok because i absorb electric and convert it into sweatric which a bottle and ship to iceland which they boil and run theyre small basic TV’s and watch Ray Mears with. In Iceland, I reign supreme.

# James Tetley: so your like an rcd, a rory current device! why dont you use that 12v battery pack you got in your room the one that looks like it was used in executions